Flava's Guide to the Opposite Sex

It's come to Flava's attention that perhaps some of you haven't mastered the art of picking up the opposite sex. This would severely limit your opportunity to use many of the products reviewed in this blog. In order to remedy this, the Knave has created a concise Guide to Pleasing the Opposite Sex...

How to Make a Woman Happy:

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to:
1. be a friend
2. be a companion
3. be a lover
4. be a brother
5. be a father
6. be a master
7. be a chef
8. be an electrician
9. be a carpenter
10. be a plumber
11. be a mechanic
12. be a decorator
13. be a stylist
14. be a sexologist
15. be a gynecologist
16. be a psychologist
17. be a pest exterminator
18. be a psychiatrist
19. be a healer
20. be a good listener
21. be an organizer
22. be a good father
23. be very clean
24. be sympathetic
25. be athletic
26. be warm
27. be attentive
28. be gallant
29. be intelligent
30. be funny
31. be creative
32. be tender
33. be strong
34. be understanding
35. be tolerant
36. be prudent
37. be ambitious
38. be capable
39. be courageous
40. be determined
41. be true
42. be dependable
43. be passionate
44. be compassionate
45. be honest
46. be very rich
47. give her compliments regularly
48. pretend to love shopping
49. don't stress her out
50. don't look at other women
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
54. Never forget: birthdays, anniversaries, any arrangements she makes


HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food