Ah the night cap...Ever since there has been men, women, & alcohol, the night cap has been the holy trinity of boot knocking. If a woman agrees to come up for the night cap, or in the case of Flava asks you to come up for the nightcap, it's time to take personal inventory.Binaca Blast, check.
Condom, check.
Good Excuse to not spend the night, check.
But up until now, combining the pleasing effects of alcohol and a good massage has been something that has been lacking in the hook up world. Trust Flava on this one, there are some places you just don't want to rub grain alcohol into. Thankfully those days are now over as Body Shots Night Caps are now available to the general public.
Topco has introduced a new line of hot massage oils flavored like some of your favorite mixed drinks, or at least your grandmother's favorite mixed drinks. This 4 pack of liquid gold comes in Cosmopolitan, Mudslide, Creme de Menthe, & Coffee Amaretto flavors. Blowing on these oils will warm them up, just one more reason to experiment with that DUI Checkpoint Officer and Inebriated Catholic School Girl role play we have all dreamed about.
About the only downside to these Body Shots Night Cap Massage Oils are a few of the flavors included. About the only time Flava has been covered from head to toe in a Mudslide involved waking up after passing out from a chili dog eating contest chased down with some Mexican water. Unfortunately the mudslide flavor tastes and smells only slightly better. And has anyone who isn't a member of AARP ever drank Creme de Menthe?
Now if only they would make these in 40 ounce bottles, Flava would feel right at home....
Flavometer Scorecard:
Originality: 24
Practicality: 24
Seductivity: 21
Digestivity: 18
Overall Score: 87
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