WET Fun Flavors Lube

Let's face it, some people are just naturally sticky. Unlike their well oiled brethren, sticky people face a dilemna in the bedroom. Nothing ruins the mood like a man who's private parts are stuck to something that isn't his. Luckily there is now hope for sticky people everywhere, and that help comes in the form of WET Fun Flavors Lube.

"Keep your senses stimulated and erotic pleasure enhanced with the incomparable Wet flavored lube assortment pack, which includes super fruity cherry, kiwi-strawberry, tropical fruit, piña colada, orange, pineapple, passion fruit, and cinnamon."

Now if there is anything Flava Knave likes better than being well lubed, its being stimulated by a varitible cornucopia of fruit flavors. But first, we need to take a few precautions as stated on the Wet Fun Flavors Lube packaging.

1. Keep out of eyes - No problem. I have always found that wearing safety goggles to bed only enhances the look of my naked body.

2. Control Room Temperature (50-86 F)- Luckily Flava Knave lives in a temperate zone so this isn't an issue. However you don't want to use this product in either an igloo or Equadorian bordello which is a real shame as I have found that both Inuit and South American prostitutes to be extremely passionate people.

3. Protect from sunlight - This may be discrimination against albinos and vampires but the world isn't a perfect place. I would also suggest turning out the lights if your bedroom contains bulbs over 75 watts.

4. May stain some fabrics - Actually a good plug for everyone to get a pair of rubber sheets just like Flava Knave.

So naked & armed with only a pair safety goggles, in a dark 60 degree room, Flava Knave tested out the Kiwi-Strawberry Flavored Wet Lube. Bouncing off the rubber sheets a few times, Flava Knave felt slicker than a greased pig who rolled in a field of freshly fertilized strawberries while eating a kiwi. Overcome in the throes of passion, Flava Knave's woman paraphrased Robert Palmer,

He's a natural law, and he leaves me in awe
He deserves the applause, I surrender because
He used to look good to me, but now I find him
Simply Irresistible

Flavometer Scorecard:
Originality: 20
Practicality: 24
Seductivity: 23
Digestivity: 23

Overall Score: 90