Spanish Fly Oil (Sex Drops)

"One drop of these legendary 1-ounce love potions will drive any desired lover wild! Available in several flavors that will make anyone horny."

Flava Knave is going to slay the ladies tonight! I just squirted about 40 drops into my mouth and now the guy who sits next to me just winked at me...and he's married. So is it a myth or is there some truth to the legend of Spanish Fly Oil? A little help from Wikipedia...

The Spanish fly is an emerald-green beetle in the family Meloidae, Lytta vesicatoria.^[1][2] It is 15 mm to 22 mm long and 5 mm to 8 mm wide, and lives on plants in the families Caprifoliaceae and Oleaceae. The beetle contains up to 5% cantharidin which irritates animal tissues. The crushed powder of Spanish fly is of yellowish brown to brown-olive color with iridescent reflections, of disagreeable scent and bitter flavor.

Spanish fly, or cantharides as it is sometimes called, is often given to farm animals to incite them to mating.^[3] The cantharides excreted in the urine irritate the urethral passages, causing inflammation in the genitals and subsequent priapism. For this reason, Spanish fly has been given to humans for purposes of seduction. It is dangerous since the amount required is minuscule and the difference between the effective dose and the harmful dose is quite narrow. Cantharides cause painful urination, fever, and sometimes bloody discharge. They can cause permanent damage to the kidneys and genitals.

I wonder if 40 drops instead of one will have breeched the line between effective dose and harmful dose? Is it getting hot in here or is just me?

The product tastes a lot like coffee with a lot of sugar. Easy to sneak a drop (or 40) while the woman is in the bathroom too. I will be sending out some incredibly potent test subjects into the Friday Happy Hour scene to test the power of Spanish Fly. So if you find yourself irrestibly drawn to a stranger tonight, ask him or her if she is on the bug juice.

Flavometer Scorecard:
Originality: 19
Practicality: 25
Seductivity: Pending
Digestivity: 25

Overall Score: 69* (*plus amount of hook ups tonight to be reported Monday)

+Note: According to the ingredient list there is no Cantharidin in the Spanish Fly Oil.