Welcome to The Flavor of Luv Blog. You may think this blog has something to do with The Flavor of Love TV show, but you aren't that lucky. This blog is going to focus on the flavor of love products you use while seducing your partner. From the early days of edible underwear, the edible love products industry has expanded into a wide array of products and flavors and someone needs to review these love products the same way one would review restaurants or movies. And that someone is me, Flava Knave.
Join me as I explore the culinary delights that await you in the bedroom. From flavored massage oils, sex lubes, body lotions and pastes, candy g-strings, my tongue will be your guide to the flavors of love you can trust and enjoy without getting sick on your partner or having your tongue turn green for week.
The first order of business is to give a Flava Knave shout out to http://www.spencersonline.com for their help in acquiring the first batch of flavored love stuff. Spencer's is kind of like the Flavor of Luv Supermarket, and they have kindly donated a rather large sample of love stuff products for review. So if your mate won't let you bring cookies to bed, I suggest you stop by your local Spencer's or check out their website and grab yourself a few goodies.
As for the rating system, or Flavometer, it will consist of the following method:
Originality - up to 25 points
This rates the originality of the product. Whether it is a new item or a new flavor, originality is always appreciated in the bedroom.
Practicality - up to 25 points
This rates the ease of use and ability to use the product without disasterous side effects such as sticking to your sheets, or worse, being stuck to, or in, your partner.
Seductivity - up to 25 points
Any good Flavor of Luv product has to embody a certain seductive power. If your partner laughs at your suggestion about using a product, or at you when wearing the product, is a sure sign of low seductivity.
Digestivity - up to 25 points
This include not only the taste of the product, but how closely it resembles the flavor it purports to taste like as well as how it behave once ingested. You don't want products that create gas emissions that smell worse than the product itself.
This results in a possible perfect score of 100. Products that score 80+ will get the coveted Flavor Knave Tongue of Approval.
Join me as I explore the culinary delights that await you in the bedroom. From flavored massage oils, sex lubes, body lotions and pastes, candy g-strings, my tongue will be your guide to the flavors of love you can trust and enjoy without getting sick on your partner or having your tongue turn green for week.
The first order of business is to give a Flava Knave shout out to http://www.spencersonline.com for their help in acquiring the first batch of flavored love stuff. Spencer's is kind of like the Flavor of Luv Supermarket, and they have kindly donated a rather large sample of love stuff products for review. So if your mate won't let you bring cookies to bed, I suggest you stop by your local Spencer's or check out their website and grab yourself a few goodies.
As for the rating system, or Flavometer, it will consist of the following method:
Originality - up to 25 points
This rates the originality of the product. Whether it is a new item or a new flavor, originality is always appreciated in the bedroom.
Practicality - up to 25 points
This rates the ease of use and ability to use the product without disasterous side effects such as sticking to your sheets, or worse, being stuck to, or in, your partner.
Seductivity - up to 25 points
Any good Flavor of Luv product has to embody a certain seductive power. If your partner laughs at your suggestion about using a product, or at you when wearing the product, is a sure sign of low seductivity.
Digestivity - up to 25 points
This include not only the taste of the product, but how closely it resembles the flavor it purports to taste like as well as how it behave once ingested. You don't want products that create gas emissions that smell worse than the product itself.
This results in a possible perfect score of 100. Products that score 80+ will get the coveted Flavor Knave Tongue of Approval.
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